A compilation of true stories from my whacked-out crazy childhood and beyond. Some may laugh, some may cry and most will feel better about themselves after reading these.
I am the person that shit always, always, always happens to. Whether it's falling down stairs, falling UNDER trucks or thinking I'm possessed, I always end up as family entertainment. Luckily these stories have moved from my short term memory where they surely would have been lost for good, and I have lived to share my tales with others.
See, it's ok to laugh at yourself!