A compilation of true stories from my whacked-out crazy childhood and beyond. Some may laugh, some may cry and most will feel better about themselves after reading these.
Tillamook is about 43 miles north of Lincoln City, OR along the coastal highway. and LC is above Newport. What's below newport? California :) and some other stuff, but I've not ventured that way along the coast since the 6th grade, so I'm not sure of the specifics.
As my daddy used to say, "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink". That being said, do your worst, or best, which ever. (I prefer best though)
I am the person that shit always, always, always happens to. Whether it's falling down stairs, falling UNDER trucks or thinking I'm possessed, I always end up as family entertainment. Luckily these stories have moved from my short term memory where they surely would have been lost for good, and I have lived to share my tales with others.
See, it's ok to laugh at yourself!
Tillamook is about 43 miles north of Lincoln City, OR along the coastal highway. and LC is above Newport. What's below newport? California :) and some other stuff, but I've not ventured that way along the coast since the 6th grade, so I'm not sure of the specifics.
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