A compilation of true stories from my whacked-out crazy childhood and beyond. Some may laugh, some may cry and most will feel better about themselves after reading these.
My work day doesn't really get started until I have read all the updates on my blog list, checked facebook and my email, and chatted for about an hour with a friend online. So, arrive at work at 8...start work around 11:30...procrastination rules!
Holy shit! Did you see that me and you are linked on Twitarded? Of course my awesomely funny comments weren't listed THIS TIME. I'm sure they're saving the best for last. LOL
Tiffany we're so awesome ain't we?!?!? LOL I noticed that too this morning.
JJ/STY - smooches if yas are reading this!! I heart the shit outta you smartass-set stalking-miniE sporting-fancy cuss word book having-awesome blog posts writing-Twitarded broads!! XOXOXO
Printing this off as we speak. But we aren't speaking are we? As I type? Just takes the fun out of it. Funny thing is, I read this entry this morning and am just getting around to leaving a comment.
As my daddy used to say, "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink". That being said, do your worst, or best, which ever. (I prefer best though)
I am the person that shit always, always, always happens to. Whether it's falling down stairs, falling UNDER trucks or thinking I'm possessed, I always end up as family entertainment. Luckily these stories have moved from my short term memory where they surely would have been lost for good, and I have lived to share my tales with others.
See, it's ok to laugh at yourself!
My work day doesn't really get started until I have read all the updates on my blog list, checked facebook and my email, and chatted for about an hour with a friend online. So, arrive at work at 8...start work around 11:30...procrastination rules!
ReplyDeleteGive me a couple of days to think about it...
ReplyDeleteIt warms the cockles of my shrivled heart to know that I'm in good company!!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! Did you see that me and you are linked on Twitarded? Of course my awesomely funny comments weren't listed THIS TIME. I'm sure they're saving the best for last. LOL
ReplyDeleteTiffany we're so awesome ain't we?!?!? LOL I noticed that too this morning.
ReplyDeleteJJ/STY - smooches if yas are reading this!! I heart the shit outta you smartass-set stalking-miniE sporting-fancy cuss word book having-awesome blog posts writing-Twitarded broads!! XOXOXO
I think I need to get that motto tattooed on me. I'm pretty sure my ass is big enough for it.
ReplyDelete@Tiffany - I promise we'll list your comments next time! :)
@Aunt_B - Awww, we heart you too!
Ok, I probably should start working... meh.
I'm still thinking about it, I'll leave a comment tomorrow...probably
ReplyDeletePrinting this off as we speak.
ReplyDeleteBut we aren't speaking are we? As I type? Just takes the fun out of it.
Funny thing is, I read this entry this morning and am just getting around to leaving a comment.