Monday, May 31, 2010

Why "Say Cheese" goes a long way, especially when your in mid lip lick...

I would have even accepted, "Hey moron, stick your damn tongue back in your mouth where it belongs!"

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Why you should never get stoned and then cut your little girl's bangs

This post could also be titled: Why you should never stand on an upright vaccuum and pretend it is a microphone while singing Fleetwood Mac at the top of your lungs in the driveway because you will fall face first on the ground and kill your front tooth.