So, I'm hopping you haven't eaten yet. Or drinking anything. Or go farther than this sentence. Ok, I warned ya. I've recently discovered the website people of walmart and, well, boy-oh-boy, there are some freaks with a capital FREAKS that are unlucky enough to have their pic snapped in that joint. But, out of all of the crazy crap that I've seen on that site, this one takes the cake...without further ado...
Nice back rack right??
You're welcome. ;) Excuse me, I need to go rinse the vomit taste out of my mouth.
I am the person that shit always, always, always happens to. Whether it's falling down stairs, falling UNDER trucks or thinking I'm possessed, I always end up as family entertainment. Luckily these stories have moved from my short term memory where they surely would have been lost for good, and I have lived to share my tales with others.
See, it's ok to laugh at yourself!