Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A mini rant about 1-ply

Ok, I'm a Californian. As a Californian I am painfully aware of how broke the State is. Because, not only do I LIVE in California, but I WORK for California. I understand that we are in a cash crisis, we have had our spending all but cut, and I'm now "forced" to take an additional two days off a month. (That part I'm not complaining about, being lazy and all) But what I don't understand is why, why, WHY do we have to cut back on the quality of toilet paper we have to purchase? I will gladly use generic pens, shake my toner cartridge till the cows come home and lick my index finger in order to sort papers. But I cannot condone the purchase of this crappy (no pun intended), thin ass 1-ply that has turned up in our restroom. I can't even describe how thin this ass wipe is. Seriously.

Ok, rant over.

6 comments:

  1. it just means you will use more and cost them more money in the long run. Morons!

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  2. People don't understand the science of T.P. I totally agree with Sarie, it will just lead to an influx of usage.

    P.S. I was surprised not to read another "(No pun intended)" after "thin ass" but that's cool. :)

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  3. It's not the kind that's really rough, is it? That's terrible too.

    And all you're going to do is use an entire roll - they should have just stuck with the good stuff. lol.

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  4. No, it wasn't the rough kind, but the kind that is SO thin it disintegrates pretty much on contact. Maybe I'll start a tally to see how many rolls we go through in a week.

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  5. You should take baby wipes with you wherever you go...I don't do that, becasue I am a man and I wipe my ass on tree bark and stuff, but its ideal for women....

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  6. Oh Paul Spooner you crack me up!! I've also known men to accidently park their ass into a poison oak bush!! Us ladies would never, I mean NEVER do that!!

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