Monday, July 27, 2009

Somebody please tell me...

Why our arms are too short to reach that spot on your back that itches but you can't reach it?

Seriously, WTF?

7 days today since I quit smokin. Still feel like punching someone in the neck.

7 comments:

  1. You should punch them in that spot on there back. That way they can't rub it to make it feel better. I play dirty.

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  2. And I obviously can't spell cuz that should have been "their". Fuck!! I had a great comment and I went and fucked it up. Dammit!!

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  3. maybe you need to have your arms stretched on the rack, like in old times when they would punish people. Then you could reach the spot, and I bet the stretching would distract from the no smoking :)

    the stretching thing reminds me of a gal I knew in college. She had a midget like torso and stuff but her limbs were too long for her body. We called her the stretched out midget...mean, I know. She got a boob job and looks a lot more proportional now.

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  4. That's why god invented chopsticks....

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  5. @Tiffany - I should punch them in that spot on their back!! Thanks for the tip. :)

    @Sarie - Stretched Out Midget...LMAO. Mean, yes, but oh-so-funny.

    @Paul - I tried the chopsticks and still couldn't reach. Found one of the kids toys that worked like a charm though. LOL

    BTW, I'll try to get back to posting stuff that doesn't suck one of these days. :^)

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  6. Sadly I don't have that problem. God gave me abnormally long and flexible arms and I can get all the spots on my back.

    Hate me - but only for that.

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  7. IDK but Aunt B where you been?! Miss you...

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