Why our arms are too short to reach that spot on your back that itches but you can't reach it?
Seriously, WTF?
7 days today since I quit smokin. Still feel like punching someone in the neck.
Monday, July 27, 2009
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You should punch them in that spot on there back. That way they can't rub it to make it feel better. I play dirty.
ReplyDeletemaybe you need to have your arms stretched on the rack, like in old times when they would punish people. Then you could reach the spot, and I bet the stretching would distract from the no smoking :)
ReplyDeletethe stretching thing reminds me of a gal I knew in college. She had a midget like torso and stuff but her limbs were too long for her body. We called her the stretched out midget...mean, I know. She got a boob job and looks a lot more proportional now.
That's why god invented chopsticks....
ReplyDelete@Tiffany - I should punch them in that spot on their back!! Thanks for the tip. :)
ReplyDelete@Sarie - Stretched Out Midget...LMAO. Mean, yes, but oh-so-funny.
@Paul - I tried the chopsticks and still couldn't reach. Found one of the kids toys that worked like a charm though. LOL
BTW, I'll try to get back to posting stuff that doesn't suck one of these days. :^)
Sadly I don't have that problem. God gave me abnormally long and flexible arms and I can get all the spots on my back.
ReplyDeleteHate me - but only for that.
IDK but Aunt B where you been?! Miss you...
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